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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

HeyHey!! I am moving! =) So, relink me okay?! ^^



Posted at 5:05 pm by jocelynkau

Thursday, November 29, 2007
Funny convo with Joy,

joyy says:

Jocelyn says:
sending courage and luck

joyy says:
u never say sent

Jocelyn says:

joyy says:

Jocelyn says:

Jocelyn says:

joyy says:

Jocelyn says:

Jocelyn says:

Jocelyn says:

Jocelyn says:

Jocelyn says:
sending complete

Posted at 4:41 am by jocelynkau


These pictures are taken when I came home from the outing with Sen. Baobei is my sister's dog. And since I am staying here, he is mine too. Wahahas!

Posted at 2:18 am by jocelynkau

Outing with Sen. 2

That's it. And in case you are wondering, yes yes, that's Steven Lim. Hahahas! He wanted me to send him this picture via email. And after contemplating for few days, i decided not to, Whohoho!! -- I dont wanna be in his very entertaining blog.

Posted at 2:12 am by jocelynkau

Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Well.. This isn't good.

Hey people. I went to nuffnang page few minutes ago, and checked out the referrals and keywords from search engines to my page. And to my horror, or rather, to my surprise, this was what I saw.

Ehhs. Ehhemmm! To the idiot that typed this to come to my blog, YOU CAN GO KILL YOURSELF! zzzz. What kindda searching words are those. huhhuhhuhhuhs!?

Anyway. If you like to find out why "Jocelyn is such a bitch". Flush yourself down the toilet and imagine hearing my voice. Then, YOU WILL KNOW.

(p/s. Don't ask me why the toilet bowl, i don't know. Cause I can't think of anything to say.)
(p/s. I will blog those pictures tomorrow. Cause, my sister is asleep now, and I don't have the password to her lappy. )

Posted at 2:55 am by jocelynkau

Monday, November 26, 2007
Com'on lets BEAUTY DIY!!

Wahhaas. I have some cool stuff to share with you peeps! This is what I hunted frm the internet!! Ok ok, this isn't anything great lah. Just some beauty homemade remedies to share. Girls will be more interested in this, but guys, no harm trying em out. & Don't you guys dare say you have no pimples, blackheads, visible pores, not shiny hair, eye bags, dark eye rings!! Lols. Horrible yea? But, to say the truth, I admit I have all of the above. =(. Oioi, DONT GET FREAK OUT ALRIGHT?! At least I still look alright from photographs yea? YOU BETTER NOD! yes.

Anyway, here is it. I ripped it out from someone's page. Hahas. But i'll credit it alright?

Homemade Remedies

A little DIY can be fun so here are a list of widely available ingredients that you can use to whip up your own homemade mask and treatment.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthEgg
When egg whites dry, they have a temporary tightening effect which can help tone and and shrink pores. Simply beat up an egg white and apply onto the face for 10 to 15 minutes. Rinse off with warm water. As for the yolk, it can also be used on its own as a mask for healing blemishes. Egg yolks also very high in vitamin A and you can mix it with a little honey for a moisturizing mask.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthBaking soda
This works great as an exfoliator. Simply mix with a few drops of water to form a paste. Massage onto the face gently in a circular motion to smooth rough skin and rinse with warm water. Baking soda can also be used as a teeth whitener. Sprinkle a little on your toothbrush before the toothpaste goes on and brush away.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthHoney
Known for its moisturizing and healing properties, honey has always been used by models and pros for all kinds of treatments. To treat chapped lips, simply apply a thin layer onto lips before you go to bed. Reapply during the day if necessary.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthLemon juice
The acids in lemon juice is great for lightening skin and fading scars. To lighten discolored elbows, soak your elbows in a bowl of lemon juice for 5 to 10 minutes. Lemon juice can also be used to lighten hair under the sun. Simply spray onto your hair before you hit the door.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthAspirin
The drug itself is a beta hydroxy acid which can help reduce oil, dry up blemishes and exfoliate the skin. All you have to do is crush up a few uncoated aspirin, mix with water to form a paste, spread it your face, leave on for 15 minutes or so then wash it off. You can also use aspirin to create a treatment for ingrowns. Click here for more details.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthPotato
Potatoes contain an enzyme called catecholase, which is a skin lightener and is great for fading undereye circles. Simply place a slice of raw potato or a cheesecloth filled with grated potatoes over the whole eye area for 10 to 15 minutes. Be careful not to let the potato juice come into contact with your eyes.

Zorpia Photo Sharing: Free Unlimited Storage & BandwidthBeer
Believe it or not but beer can be used to help add body and shine to your hair. All you have to do is pour it in your hair after you shampoo, let it soak for a bit then rinse out with cold water.

Good stuff yea? Hahas. I am definitely going to try out the, egg, soda, aspirin and beer. I rmbed mentioning about aspirin mask in one of my previous post. I am going to try it out soon. =) From those comments I read frm various pages, aspirin mask is good lo!

Shall try and share the results with you peeps ok? ^^

Ahhaas. Anw, I am suppose to post the rest of the pictures today. BUT, nahhhh. I got fed-up while editing Sen's pimply face. I gave up and ended up watching SAW 1 with papa and nana. lol.

TOMMOROW alright? hehe

Posted at 5:07 am by jocelynkau


I forgot to credit that page. And posted it. =/ Oioi, I am not stupid alright? I know I can edit that entry. BBUUTT, there is something wrong with the blogdrive page, and I can't edit it. zzz... nvm, BLOGGER HERE I CCCOOMMMEEEEEE.

ANW, lottttssa thanks to the owner of http://makeupforlife.blogspot.com/2007/10/homemade-remedies.html .

Posted at 4:21 am by jocelynkau

Sunday, November 25, 2007
Outing with Sen.

Hoho! Finally went out after relaxing so many days at home. It was one week ago since I last saw him. His pimples became worst. Like, VERY WORST. zzz! It was quite alright at first, and not annoying at all, after looking at his face for more than 2 years (i.e. immune to his bad complexion). Wahahas. UNTIL just, when I view those photos taken from the outing. zzz... TSKTSKTSK lo!

Yeah yeah. You can imagine right? I was having a hard time editing his face la!! =X So, I am going to post up 15 pic only. Too tired lo. It is actually 5.46am now. (I altered the timing when I write the post. I like to keep the date right. hahs)

Yupyup, enjoy. =))

Preparing to go out.
Looks kindda sweet yea?

He just CANT puff up his cheek with the kissing lips!!
That's the best that he can do!


erms, excuse us.

Whoo, main stream ULTRA brightened picture.
Thus, ending up with my hair looking v black.

I know i know, the words are abit no link right?
I was trying to mean, to the extreme of CONTRAST during photo editing.

Very "ERRRMS"!
And the picture is completed with the lower sec kindda,
"i-am-not-pointing-middle-finger" hand sign.

Hahas. Nice photos right? Lols. The lighting was good in his papa's car. So, I agree with my sister's saying, "good lighting = good pictures". Yay! It's been quite some time since I took nice pictures. HAPPY.

Anw, I was wondering, if Sen has slight autism too. Don't you realise that there are very few shots with him looking directly at the camera?? I had to constantly remind him to look into the camera after several shots of his CONSTANTLY NOT looking at the camera. Hahas. AUTISTIC lo!

SO, stay tune for more fun and exciting programes! ( --, it is taken from kids central. My brother (jiaming) was watching it this morn, or yesterday morning, to be exact.)

Lols. Not stay tune. It's do check back for new updates of pictures! =D

Comment me and praise me for my good pictures la~!! It wont hurt right?! (lols, so BHB, fishing for good words. paiseh la. ^^; )

Posted at 5:58 am by jocelynkau

Friday, November 23, 2007
Did anyone miss seeing my face??

OOoooohhhhh, aiyohs, so shy so shy!!

I know lo, all of you miss seeing my face online, right? Hahas. Okays, i know, it's been a long while since I update a proper entry like how I used to. That's because, it's been a long while since I am at home.

Anw, finally got the chance to go out and to take photos. So, I shall let the photos do the talking. After the lack of blogging for so long, I am kindda lazy to blog. -- Hahas. zz.. Furthermore, I am not in the craze to have lots of viewers to my blog, so... let it be, let it be, let it be..kuawaowaowaos..

(those ultra clear pictures are edited by my sister. I like cannot fully utilise her photoediting software lo. But, nevermind. Hahas.)

This does not mean that I love this dress lo!
I tried it out of fun.
Dont you think it looks like AHma's nightgown?
But, looks quite alright yea?
Must be due to my natural beauty lo!
Wahahas, yes, I am BHB-ing.
Bear with me kays?
It's been quite some time since I BHB-ed.

I had no intentions to act like main stream girls hor!
I was merely block the light,
cos it was erasing my brows!

We were NOT smiling stiffly hor!
We were trying to capture COLDNESS here.
However, I look like smiling stiffly lo!
Esther is better at this.


Figure out what this is!
And comment me the answer!

Posted at 4:12 am by jocelynkau

Anw, I have 2 long ago pictures to share..

This was me before Os.
And having a fever.
Look like blushing ehs?
It look redder in real life.
But, the camera didn't capture it.

And, this is the second picture.
My "favourite" food.
It is "yummy",
with "no weird taste".

Posted at 1:21 am by jocelynkau

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